The A Series - VII

At the dinner table .......
S: A-r kachh theke jodi keu treat nite pare take ami ar ekta treat debo.
Sg: A, S ki bolchhe.
A: S orakaam bhulbhal bolei thake!
Sg: tahole tui(A ke) ekta treat diyei dekha.
A: parlam na!

The A Series - VI

At the dinner table ...
S : A ja bolche aamra A,B,C,D kore sob likhe rakhchi.
A : Aami bujhechi.
S : Ki bujhechis?
A : Andaj korte perechi.
S : Ki perechis?
A : Bolbo keno? Andaz apna apna !!!

The A Series - V

A, Ab and S goes to Hotel Annapurna for dinner.
Ab wanted to have parathas. Parathas weren't available.
A : Do you think this is a restaurant? This is a hotel. Hotels don't have parathas.

Next Day at lunchtable...
S tells this story.

N : A, what is the definition of a hotel?
A : Where you get fish.

The A Series - IV

D and A and G were chatting about a guest P who hadn't come to a conference.
D : Maybe P grew a beard and he was detained since his picture didn't match the one in the passport.
A : Yes, anybody who has a beard can be a terrorist.
Looks at the bearded G....
A : Oh Sorry !!

The A series - III

A was giving a talk to a group of biologists.
A : Let us consider a vector field.
Member of audience :What is a vector?
A : A vector is like "A" .
[ Goes to the blackboard and writes an A with an arrow with top. ]

The A Series - II

A aar B golpo korchilo ke beshi shoitan.
B : aami beshi shoitan.
A : aami beshi shoitan.
B : keno?
A : aami villain-er abhinoy bhalo korte paari.
B : abhinoy korar songe real-lifer ki somporko?
A : keno amrish puri-ke dekhoni?
B : amrish puri to real life-e bhalo lok.
A : to?

The A Series - I

S and N were having a midnight snack of bread in the mess.
A comes in.
....
A : pagolder jokhon electric shock deoa hoy tokhon tader mukhe magnet pure deoa hoy.
N : magnet ?!?!
A: Na to ki paunruti purbe?

22/07/07

Goals:

WS: rama(3) gopal (1)
FS: raj (2), shiva (1), biru (1)

Team:

WS: rama, gopal, mithun, raghu
FS: raj, shiva, biru, alok

Goals:

WS: 0
FS: 0

Team:

WS: ??
FS: ??

17/7/07

Goal:

WS: gopal(1)
FS: 0

Team:
WS: Gopal, vinu, sonia, rama, rohit
FS: mithun, raj, alok, shiva, prasenjit

15/7/07

Goal:

WS: gopal (5) mithun (1)
FS: shiva (3)

Team:
WS: gopal, vinu, mithun
FS: raj, shiva, sudipto

Goals:

WS: mithun (1) sudipto (1)
FS: shiva (3) gopal (1)

Team:
WS: mithun, sudipto, saptarshi, ved, rohit
FS: raj, gopal, shiva, rama, alok