The A Series - VI

At the dinner table ...
S : A ja bolche aamra A,B,C,D kore sob likhe rakhchi.
A : Aami bujhechi.
S : Ki bujhechis?
A : Andaj korte perechi.
S : Ki perechis?
A : Bolbo keno? Andaz apna apna !!!

The A Series - V

A, Ab and S goes to Hotel Annapurna for dinner.
Ab wanted to have parathas. Parathas weren't available.
A : Do you think this is a restaurant? This is a hotel. Hotels don't have parathas.

Next Day at lunchtable...
S tells this story.

N : A, what is the definition of a hotel?
A : Where you get fish.

The A Series - IV

D and A and G were chatting about a guest P who hadn't come to a conference.
D : Maybe P grew a beard and he was detained since his picture didn't match the one in the passport.
A : Yes, anybody who has a beard can be a terrorist.
Looks at the bearded G....
A : Oh Sorry !!

The A series - III

A was giving a talk to a group of biologists.
A : Let us consider a vector field.
Member of audience :What is a vector?
A : A vector is like "A" .
[ Goes to the blackboard and writes an A with an arrow with top. ]

The A Series - II

A aar B golpo korchilo ke beshi shoitan.
B : aami beshi shoitan.
A : aami beshi shoitan.
B : keno?
A : aami villain-er abhinoy bhalo korte paari.
B : abhinoy korar songe real-lifer ki somporko?
A : keno amrish puri-ke dekhoni?
B : amrish puri to real life-e bhalo lok.
A : to?

The A Series - I

S and N were having a midnight snack of bread in the mess.
A comes in.
....
A : pagolder jokhon electric shock deoa hoy tokhon tader mukhe magnet pure deoa hoy.
N : magnet ?!?!
A: Na to ki paunruti purbe?